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Jordan Rubin: Drunk Driving Test in Kentucky
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They got all these new
drunk driving tests, these sophisticated tests, breathalyzers. I got pulled over in deep rural, backwoods Kentucky. They don't have sophisticated tests for drunk driving there. They just pulled out a wallet-sized photo of Rosie O'Donnell. They're like, 'Is she attractive?'
Jordan Rubin - Star Wars Auditions
Supposedly, everyone on the cast and crew for Star Wars was on drugs, which kind of makes sense.
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Posted: 01/31/08
Views: 0
Kenny Rogerson - Accident
The state police love magic.
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Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 1,640
Billiam Coronel - Uncle Frank
Billiam got stuck with a pack of losers.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 605
Scott Kennedy - A Good Cop
Without the drinking, Scott thinks he'd make a good cop on patrol.
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Posted: 06/10/04
Views: 1,130
Nick DiPaolo - Coked Up
Nick remembers when soccer moms weren't ruling the world.
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Posted: 01/18/07
Views: 2,037
Finesse Mitchell - Drunk Driving
Drinking in L.A. is dangerous.
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Posted: 02/22/07
Views: 2,605
Vince Morris - Paying for Water
Vince is becoming an alcoholic because he's poor.
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Posted: 03/25/04
Views: 1,214
Steve Trilling - Serious Driving Accident
Steve was in a big collision with a drunk guy.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,535
Tom Cotter - Drinking and Driving
Friends don't let friends drink and drive, but Tom doesn't have any friends.
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Posted: 01/17/00
Views: 2,040
Ty Barnett - Wine Tasting
Ty describes his experience at a wine tasting.
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Posted: 02/16/06
Views: 2,171
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