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Jordan Rubin: Airplane Seat Cushion
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I love when you get on planes, they're like, 'In the event of a crash landing, your seat cushion doubles as a flotation device.' If we're crashing, my seat cushion's gonna double as a toilet.
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Posted: 01/31/08

Jordan Rubin - Discount Flights

Finally, a great website for buying discount airline tickets you'll never receive.

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Back in the day, stewardesses all looked like Playboy bunnies.

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Josh farted on Jessica Simpson.

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Dave has car insurance but no health insurance.

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Pilots must be the bravest people on the planet.

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In only two weeks abroad, Jordan's friend picked up an English accent.

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Posted: 01/31/08
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Steve Trilling - Use Floor Below

The airport bathroom was out of order.

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