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Jonathan Solomon Jokes
Jonathan Solomon: Basic Dad
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He's your basic dad: he has no idea what's going on. He's never done any drugs, but he's burnt beyond recognition.
Filed Under: insults (1736),  family (388),  parenting (384)
Posted: 02/24/92

Jonathan Solomon - Growing Old

If a husband calls his wife "hon," it may be because he forgot her name.

Tags: Jonathan Solomon (6), family (647), parents (591)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,576

Lynne Koplitz - Kids

If Lynne had babies, she would give them away as Christmas gifts.

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Posted: 04/28/05
Views: 20,362

Kevin Williams - Gay Brother

Kevin litters -- but in a good way.

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Posted: 01/19/06
Views: 7,217

Al Madrigal - Sand Toys

Don't bring your child's sand toys to the park.

Tags: Al Madrigal (16), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)

Posted: 06/30/05
Views: 5,412

Jonathan Solomon - Kids and Drugs

With the current state of TV programming, there's really no need for drugs.

Tags: Jonathan Solomon (6), kids (831), parents (591)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,586

Jonathan Solomon - Encouraging Your Children

Don't teach your kids to "just say no."

Tags: Jonathan Solomon (6), imitations (847), kids (831)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,615

Kyle Kinane - Accident Babies

Kyle is an accident adult as far as his parents are concerned.

Tags: Kyle Kinane (14), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)

Posted: 02/25/11
Views: 5,540

D.C. Curry - Mama's Backhand

The backhand of D.C.'s mama can cure diseases.

Tags: Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)

Posted: 08/24/00
Views: 11,298

Joey Kola - Computers

You can kiss Joey's e-ass.

Tags: Joey Kola (11), kids (831), Premium Blend (748)

Posted: 10/04/01
Views: 1,531

Jasper Redd - Road Rage

Jasper Redd thinks a car horn should sound like gunshots.

Tags: Jasper Redd (8), kids (831), Premium Blend (748)

Posted: 01/20/05
Views: 4,670