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Jonathan Corbett: Retired Father
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The saying "you snooze, you lose" is totally wrong.
People don't believe you want four kids.
It's easy drinking in New York.
Thirty-five is the age where you have to check a whole different box on surveys.
Arkansas is the inbred capital of the universe.
Maybe if you kick it, it folds up.
There might be another crazy guy 30 miles away responding to what that lunatic is saying.
Don't drink when no one else around is your age.
Why do kids get to do all the drinking and drugging?
As long as you don't look at yourself naked you can feel good about yourself.
