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Jonathan Corbett Jokes
Jonathan Corbett: Retired Father
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My dad is retired now, and he moved to Florida. And it's really great to be able to finally go down and visit him now that he's finally able to do those things in life that he's always wanted to do, which apparently is start drinking at noon and then head on out to buy me ugly shirts.
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