Jonathan Corbett Jokes
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Jonathan Corbett: Retired Father
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My dad is retired now,
and he moved to Florida. And it's really great to be able to finally go down and visit him now that he's finally able to do those things in life that he's always wanted to do, which apparently is start drinking at noon and then head on out to buy me ugly shirts.
Jonathan Corbett - Staying Inactive
The saying "you snooze, you lose" is totally wrong.
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Posted: 11/08/02
Views: 1,373
Pete Holmes - Things Adults Can Do
Pete Holmes does whatever he wants.
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Posted: 02/26/10
Views: 35,193
Jonathan Corbett - Drinking
It's easy drinking in New York.
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Posted: 12/15/04
Views: 2,866
Bill Keller - Good Old Dad
People don't believe you want four kids.
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Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 1,296
Gabriel Iglesias - Evolution of Life
Gabriel Iglesias has trouble finding the pregnancy test aisle.
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Posted: 11/10/11
Views: 31,772
Natasha Leggero - As Little As Possible
Natasha would like to know if there is a screening process to get a job at Rite Aid.
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Posted: 03/26/11
Views: 7,503
Pete Holmes - Really?
There are a lot of jokes that Pete Holmes wants to stop.
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Posted: 02/26/10
Views: 28,989
Chris Hardwick - Turning 35 Years Old
Thirty-five is the age where you have to check a whole different box on surveys.
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Posted: 02/05/10
Views: 9,879
Brendon Walsh - Girls' Night
Drunk girls love singing karaoke.
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Posted: 05/21/12
Views: 2,715
Orny Adams - Wine Country
Orny Adams is thinking about getting a girl pregnant so that he can have a designated driver.
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Posted: 10/26/10
Views: 29,605
