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My dad is retired now,
and he moved to Florida. And it's really great to be able to finally go down and visit him now that he's finally able to do those things in life that he's always wanted to do, which apparently is start drinking at noon and then head on out to buy me ugly shirts.
Jonathan Corbett - Staying Inactive
The saying "you snooze, you lose" is totally wrong.
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Posted: 11/08/02
Views: 195
Bill Keller - Good Old Dad
People don't believe you want four kids.
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Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 489
Jonathan Corbett - Drinking
It's easy drinking in New York.
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Posted: 12/15/04
Views: 1,185
Chris Hardwick - Turning 35 Years Old
Thirty-five is the age where you have to check a whole different box on surveys.
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Posted: 02/05/10
Views: 341
Warren Thomas - America
Arkansas is the inbred capital of the universe.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 721
Jack Gallagher - Shopping for Strollers
Maybe if you kick it, it folds up.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 427
Dana Gould - Synchronized Lunatics
There might be another crazy guy 30 miles away responding to what that lunatic is saying.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 930
Geoff Keith - Wedding Hook-Up
Don't drink when no one else around is your age.
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Posted: 05/17/07
Views: 1,304
Greg Giraldo - Drinking
Why do kids get to do all the drinking and drugging?
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Posted: 08/16/09
Views: 7,058
Bill Keller - Aging
As long as you don't look at yourself naked you can feel good about yourself.
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Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 399
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