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Jonah Ray: Seeing Dan Aykroyd
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You get to run into these random celebrities; they're just walking around. And I remember, one time, I ran into Dan Aykroyd, and I was like, 'Oh my God, Dan Aykroyd! This is awesome!' You know -- early Saturday Night Live days, 'Ghostbusters.' And I got really excited, and I went up to him, but he got angry at me when I asked for his autograph. And I think it's because I also asked him to sign it, 'The Old Dan Aykroyd.'
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