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Jonah Ray: Seeing Dan Aykroyd
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You get to run into
these random celebrities; they're just walking around. And I remember, one time, I ran into Dan Aykroyd, and I was like, 'Oh my God, Dan Aykroyd! This is awesome!' You know -- early Saturday Night Live days, 'Ghostbusters.' And I got really excited, and I went up to him, but he got angry at me when I asked for his autograph. And I think it's because I also asked him to sign it, 'The Old Dan Aykroyd.'
Jonah Ray - Compliments
You don't want to drink yourself into a strange, new sexual lifestyle.
Tags: Jonah Ray (1), sex (1202), alcohol (516)
Posted: 06/28/07
Views: 3,288
Todd Barry - Brad Pitt Smells
Women love Brad Pitt.
Tags: Todd Barry (29), Comedy Central Presents (2172), insults (291)
Posted: 07/23/99
Views: 12,391
Paul F. Tompkins - Theme Parks
Theme parks are a great way to get rid of money fast.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (45), Comedy Central Presents (2172), money (606)
Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 8,009
Fabrice Fabrice - Renee Zellweger
Marzipan is a waxy, candy substance that looks like it's made of Renee Zellweger.
Tags: Nick Kroll (27), food (719), insults (291)
Posted: 01/06/10
Views: 29,846
Lewis Black - Mainstream Comedian
Lewis Black thinks it's very odd that the USO spokesman has gone from Bob Hope to him.
Tags: Lewis Black (44), Lewis Black (44), insults (291), pop culture (210)
Posted: 06/12/10
Views: 47,465
Al Madrigal - Ugly Food
Fast food employees can make you lose your appetite.
Tags: Al Madrigal (16), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 06/30/05
Views: 6,501
Patton Oswalt - Reality
Reality runs out at 4:30 tomorrow afternoon.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (47), food (719), money (606)
Posted: 12/04/04
Views: 7,497
Pete Holmes - Internet Sleuth
Whenever you're feeling good and right about the youth of today, just read some YouTube comments.
Tags: Pete Holmes (29), Comedy Central Presents (2172), insults (291)
Posted: 02/26/10
Views: 77,440
Seth MacFarlane - The Purpose of Mitch Buchannon
Seth MacFarlane has a lot of respect for David Hasselhoff's important role on "Baywatch."
Tags: lookin' good (488), TV (469)
Posted: 08/15/10
Views: 27,115
Uncensored - Gilbert Gottfried - Pam Anderson's One Wish
Gilbert Gottfried relays a joke involving Pam Anderson, a genie and an impossible dream.
Tags: exclusives (335), insults (291)
Posted: 08/15/10
Views: 12,517
