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I start to think that
maybe there's something wrong with me. So, I went to go see a psychic, as opposed to a therapist. Therapists seem like a lot of commitment, go back week after week. Basically, I wanted magic, so I went to go see a psychic. I don't know if you've ever done this, but we did past life regressions, find out who you were in a previous incarnation. Want to know what I found out? I found out I haven't been laid since the Civil War.
Jon Ross - Dry Spell
Sometimes you're so desperate to get your social life back that you seek out magic.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 225
Taylor Negron - Inner Children
Make sure to pick up your inner child from school.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 179
Norm MacDonald - Hypnotist
Norm went to a hypnotist to quit smoking.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,011
Jon Ross - HIV Test
HIV tests can be nerve-racking.
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Posted: 05/18/93
Views: 132
Jon Ross - Foster Sugar Daddy
There's no way the money you donate goes directly to one kid.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 119
Drew Hastings - Erectile Dysfunction
My penis was so shiny I could do my hair in it.
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Posted: 01/03/03
Views: 3,767
Geoff Bolt - Acupuncture
The ear lobe is the nerve center of the body.
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Posted: 05/23/94
Views: 813
Tommy Davidson - Psychic Hotline
If they're psychic, you shouldn't have to call them.
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Posted: 12/20/99
Views: 4,067
James Patterson - Astrological Stereotypes
Astrology is just a new age form of bigotry.
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Posted: 12/11/03
Views: 631
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