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Does anybody else's grandparents eat
the fake food? My grandfather was the worst because he had bad eyes and he was always hungry. I'm in a restaurant one time, we go to the men's room -- my grandfather was standing by the condom machine going, 'Hey, this gum has got no flavor.'
Jon Manfrellotti - Eating & Violence
Eating is like a sport to Italians.
Tags: Jon Manfrellotti (2), ethnic (870), imitations (847)
Posted: 06/13/97
Views: 1,877
Jeffrey Ross - Aunt Tique
Jeffrey Ross takes care of his dead Aunt Tique.
Tags: Jeffrey Ross (57), food (719), family (647)
Posted: 04/27/04
Views: 5,936
Andre Kelley - Adults' Table
Getting promoted to the adults' table at Thanksgiving has its down side.
Tags: imitations (847), Premium Blend (748)
Posted: 12/06/02
Views: 419
Len Austrevich - Grandma
Grandmothers make furniture look better with doilies.
Tags: Len Austrevich (3), kids (831), food (719)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,840
Hugh Fink - The Stradivarius Blues
Hugh's got the blues and a violin.
Tags: Hugh Fink (14), food (719), family (647)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 887
Billiam Coronel - Tofu
You can spackle windows with tofu.
Tags: Billiam Coronel (4), food (719), family (647)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,803
Larry the Cable Guy - Stupid Fish
Fish are morons.
Tags: Larry the Cable Guy (34), food (719), health (657)
Posted: 01/19/10
Views: 37,454
Craig Anton - Marriage
Craig does not want to get married.
Tags: Craig Anton (4), food (719), family (647)
Posted: 05/19/93
Views: 1,103
Richard Lewis - Great Nose
Richard Lewis can smell good food anywhere.
Tags: Richard Lewis (60), food (719), family (647)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,402
Ted Alexandro - Eating
It's hard to eat healthy.
Tags: Ted Alexandro (20), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 08/12/01
Views: 5,840
