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Jon Manfrellotti: Eating the Fake Food
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Does anybody else's grandparents eat the fake food? My grandfather was the worst because he had bad eyes and he was always hungry. I'm in a restaurant one time, we go to the men's room -- my grandfather was standing by the condom machine going, 'Hey, this gum has got no flavor.'
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