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Jon Lajoie: Mysteries of the Universe
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I have this thing that I do called 'Mysteries of the Universe,' when I gaze up at the countless stars and infinite galaxies. I realize how small and insignificant my girlfriend is. So, I get drunk and cheat on her with my 18-year-old neighbor.
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Why 69 when you can 96?

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TJ Miller is blackout drunk.

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