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I was at a convenience store. I went in, and there was a sign near the magazine rack that just said, 'No Reading.' I don't like to rock the boat, so I just grabbed a bunch of candy bars, and I went up to the guy who was working there, and I was like, 'Which one of these is a Snickers?'
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Posted: 12/02/04

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