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Just joined New York Sports Club, which is fantastic. Now I have a bathroom on every block.
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Posted: 12/02/04

Tom Cotter - Florida

Florida is Tom Cotter's favorite state because of the way it's shaped.

Tags: Tom Cotter (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sports (631)

Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 1,443

Doug Benson - Pee or Spank

The words 'pee' and 'spank' shouldn't even be said on the same day.

Tags: Doug Benson (29), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)

Posted: 03/04/04
Views: 1,601

Scott Kennedy - Bathroom Break on Skis

Scott tried to take a pee break in the woods while skiing.

Tags: Scott Kennedy (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)

Posted: 06/10/04
Views: 620

Tammy Pescatelli - Terrell Owens

For $6 million a year, there is very little that Tammy would not do.

Tags: Tammy Pescatelli (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)

Posted: 03/23/06
Views: 2,837

J. Scott Homan - Girls' Soccer

A few minutes of girls' soccer will have you closing the door.

Tags: men/women (1003), money (865)

Posted: 11/01/01
Views: 443

Kevin Nealon - The Ocean

Kevin Nealon buys an underwater watch.

Tags: Kevin Nealon (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sports (631)

Posted: 05/28/99
Views: 2,172

Darrell Hammond - Emotion and Information

Men have a lot of good qualities, but combining rage and information ain't one.

Tags: Darrell Hammond (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), dating (656)

Posted: 12/03/00
Views: 1,780

Laura Kightlinger - Baseball Movies

America loves surprisingly agile, fairly attractive retards -- like Forrest Gump.

Tags: Laura Kightlinger (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sports (631)

Posted: 03/27/03
Views: 1,864

Tom Cotter - Extreme Sports

What makes skateboarding extreme but not football?

Tags: Tom Cotter (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), drugs (639)

Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 3,637

Pete Lee - Watching Baseball

Baseball is Pete Lee's favorite sport.

Tags: Pete Lee (7), Premium Blend (750), gay/homosexual (633)

Posted: 12/22/05
Views: 2,723

 
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