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Johnny Sanchez Jokes
Johnny Sanchez: Chemistry Class
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The kids doing drugs should be the only ones expected to get an 'A' in chemistry. 'Alright, I'll let you students know only one of you received 100% on the final lab exam: Brad Catlet for turning in the ounce of crystal meth.'
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See Johnny Sanchez Tell It » Johnny Sanchez - 'A' in Spanish Johnny Sanchez thinks there is a double standard in our schools.
Filed Under: drugs (228),  school (128),  education (118)
Posted: 08/31/00

Johnny Sanchez - 'A' in Spanish

Johnny Sanchez thinks there is a double standard in our schools.

Tags: Johnny Sanchez (12), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)

Posted: 08/31/00
Views: 3,398

Louis Katz - D.A.R.E.

What are we teaching our children?

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Posted: 07/12/07
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Reno Collier - Physical Education

If you teach in a school, you better be a good liar.

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Posted: 03/03/05
Views: 6,979

Mike Vecchione - Problem Solver

Mike Vecchione doesn't like algebra and gay pornography for the same reasons.

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Posted: 03/03/11
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Gerry Dee - Kindergarten

Do my 12th graders really think I don't know they're stoned?

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Posted: 06/05/08
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Jim David - Education

Home-school defeats the purpose of even going to school.

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Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 6,568

Rich Vos - Anxiety and Depression

One of the side effects of anxiety medication is anxiety.

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Posted: 09/04/03
Views: 3,252

Johnny Sanchez - Teacher's Pet

Johnny Sanchez remembers that kid in school who always ruined things for everyone.

Tags: Johnny Sanchez (12), Comedy Central Presents (2172), growing up (512)

Posted: 08/31/00
Views: 5,234

Wayne Federman - Pink Floyd Concert

Wayne should have taken drugs before the Pink Floyd concert.

Tags: Wayne Federman (16), drugs (503), music (485)

Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 3,370

Matt Goldich - Assemblies

Matt Goldich missed the point of the anti-drug assemblies at his school.

Tags: Matt Goldich (2), sex (1202), Premium Blend (748)

Posted: 01/26/06
Views: 2,806