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Johnny Dark: Keeping Hip
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My kids keep me hip
because we have MTV. That's how I know the new groups, the heavy guys. I know the heavy metal dudes: Guns N' Ammo, Bon Jersey, New Kids Down the Street -- I know those guys.
Johnny Dark - Getting Old
Johnny has all the signs of getting old.
Tags: Johnny Dark (3), money (865), kids (841)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 402
Greg Behrendt - The Three "M"s
Greg Behrendt used to idolize Steven Tyler.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 767
Johnny Dark - MTV
Johnny Dark knows all the heavy metal dudes.
Tags: Johnny Dark (3), kids (841), music (727)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 246
Mike MacDonald - Suicide Music
There's no way The Beatles could ever make Mike kill himself.
Tags: Mike MacDonald (3), music (727), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 695
Greg Behrendt - Bad Boys in Boy Bands
Every boy band has a Designated Badass.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 2,545
Richard Lewis - Rock 'n' Rock Nicknames
There aren't too many good nicknames left for the next rock 'n' roll legend.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), music (727), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 3,255
Jake Johannsen - Introduction of the Band
It's fun to have a band on your show because of all the metal chicks backstage.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), music (727), TV (543)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 1,518
Bill Engvall - The Club
Going to a club is no fun when you're 50, out of touch and completely out of your element.
Tags: Bill Engvall (11), men/women (1003), music (727)
Posted: 11/22/09
Views: 8,602
Robert Hawkins - Sing Along
The older you get, the more you hate people.
Tags: Robert Hawkins (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), imitations (772)
Posted: 07/03/03
Views: 575
Carl Banks - Tom Jones
Tom Jones should have been dead by now.
Tags: Carl Banks (4), music (727), impressions (304)
Posted: 04/25/94
Views: 432
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