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Johnny Dark: In Flight Embarrassment
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I just got back from Vancouver, British Columbia. I had a great flight back; although, I did embarrass the woman next to me on the plane. I didn't mean to embarrass her. It was one of those flights you sleep on and, well, I sleep in the nude.
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Posted: 05/30/94

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