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I'm not feeling well. I've got a little touch of leprosy. This stuff hangs on and hangs on and hangs on, and then it falls off.
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Posted: 05/30/94

Johnny Dark - Leprosy

Johnny Dark isn't feeling well, but he's a professional.

Tags: Johnny Dark (3), health (540), alcohol (396)

Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 234

Mike Birbiglia - Jitters

Mike threw up before his first stand-up performance.

Tags: Mike Birbiglia (39), Comedy Central Presents (1803), health (540)

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Anita Wise - Cleaning

Organic exterminators can give you a headache.

Tags: Anita Wise (3), health (540), animals (439)

Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 1,696

Bobcat Goldthwait - Salt and Pepper

To look younger from the waist down, pluck your white pubic hairs.

Tags: Bobcat Goldthwait (12), health (540), aging (274)

Posted: 11/10/04
Views: 2,623

Paul Nardizzi - Pregnancy

Paul Nardizzi has four "cordless" kids.

Tags: Paul Nardizzi (3), kids (641), family (581)

Posted: 05/11/04
Views: 2,583

Jay Mohr - The Flu Diet

The flu is a great way to lose some weight.

Tags: Jay Mohr (21), health (540), weight/obesity (234)

Posted: 11/20/03
Views: 4,009

Jay Mohr - Talking About Masturbation

Men talk about masturbation like it's nothing.

Tags: Jay Mohr (21), sex (983), men/women (919)

Posted: 11/20/03
Views: 8,975

Jay Mohr - Soap

With everyone using that bar of soap, you better hope soap is magical.

Tags: Jay Mohr (21), family (582), health (540)

Posted: 11/20/03
Views: 4,152

Johnny Dark - Getting Old

Johnny has all the signs of getting old.

Tags: Johnny Dark (3), kids (642), money (471)

Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 457

Gabriel Iglesias - Shrek

When Gabriel wears all green, he looks like Shrek.

Tags: Gabriel Iglesias (23), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)

Posted: 02/06/03
Views: 57,634

 
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