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Johnny Dark: A Touch of Leprosy
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I'm not feeling well. I've got a little touch of leprosy. This stuff hangs on and hangs on and hangs on, and then it falls off.
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Posted: 05/30/94

Johnny Dark - Leprosy

Johnny Dark isn't feeling well, but he's a professional.

Tags: Johnny Dark (3), health (976), alcohol (496)

Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 193

Mike Birbiglia - Jitters

Mike threw up before his first stand-up performance.

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Posted: 02/07/08
Views: 3,952

Jay Mohr - The Flu Diet

The flu is a great way to lose some weight.

Tags: Jay Mohr (21), health (976), weight/obesity (302)

Posted: 11/20/03
Views: 1,662

Jay Mohr - Talking About Masturbation

Men talk about masturbation like it's nothing.

Tags: Jay Mohr (21), sex (1283), men/women (1003)

Posted: 11/20/03
Views: 6,288

Jay Mohr - Soap

With everyone using that bar of soap, you better hope soap is magical.

Tags: Jay Mohr (21), health (976), family (667)

Posted: 11/20/03
Views: 1,703

Anita Wise - Cleaning

Organic exterminators can give you a headache.

Tags: Anita Wise (3), health (976), animals (791)

Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 1,572

Paul Nardizzi - Pregnancy

Paul Nardizzi has four "cordless" kids.

Tags: Paul Nardizzi (3), health (976), kids (841)

Posted: 05/11/04
Views: 1,999

Bobcat Goldthwait - Salt and Pepper

To look younger from the waist down, pluck your white pubic hairs.

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Posted: 11/10/04
Views: 2,323

Johnny Dark - Getting Old

Johnny has all the signs of getting old.

Tags: Johnny Dark (3), money (865), kids (841)

Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 402

Gabriel Iglesias - Terminator

If you missed I'm Not Fat...I'm Fluffy, then watch it here. It's like the past, today!

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Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 17,874

 
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