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I'm a Democrat from Texas, which is pretty damn rare. There's more gay Sasquatch than there are Democrats in Texas. We don't get a lot of coverage. We're actually kind of like the team that plays against the Globetrotters.
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Posted: 08/31/06

John Wessling - Democrats in Texas

John Wessling is a Democrat from Texas.

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