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Dad hates that I'm a stand-up comic, but it's his fault. He did the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life: did the splits getting out of the shower. Let that sink in. Fat man, wet floor -- people, I can't write a joke better than that.
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Posted: 08/31/06

John Wessling - Democrats in Texas

John Wessling is a Democrat from Texas.

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Posted: 08/31/06
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