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John Wessling: Dad's Fault
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Dad hates that I'm a
stand-up comic, but it's his fault. He did the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life: did the splits getting out of the shower. Let that sink in. Fat man, wet floor -- people, I can't write a joke better than that.
John Wessling - Democrats in Texas
John Wessling is a Democrat from Texas.
Tags: John Wessling (2), drugs (639), work/office (398)
Posted: 08/31/06
Views: 196
John Wessling - Dad Goes Down
John Wessling's dad is the one who inspired him to do comedy.
Tags: John Wessling (2), parents (525), growing up (453)
Posted: 08/31/06
Views: 165
Jeffrey Ross - Aunt Tique
Jeffrey Ross takes care of his dead Aunt Tique.
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Posted: 04/27/04
Views: 2,643
Billiam Coronel - Uncle Frank
Billiam got stuck with a pack of losers.
Tags: Billiam Coronel (4), family (667), alcohol (496)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 604
Larry Amoros - Fat People
If you weigh over 1,100 pounds, you have made some poor digestive choices.
Tags: Larry Amoros (6), family (667), weight/obesity (302)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 1,286
DeRay - Not Scary
DeRay was never a very scary person.
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Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 2,416
Bill Larkin - To My Twin Brother
Bill Larkin sings a song for his twin brother.
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Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 1,143
Billiam Coronel - Tofu
You can spackle windows with tofu.
Tags: Billiam Coronel (4), food (804), family (667)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 411
John Mendoza - Stupid People
If you want to meet stupid people, lock your keys in your car.
Tags: John Mendoza (3), family (667), dating (656)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,075
Colin Quinn - Raised in New York
You can always tell who was raised in New York by how they take a compliment.
Tags: Colin Quinn (13), ethnic (814), food (804)
Posted: 09/25/03
Views: 1,494
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