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John Rogers: What the Floor Is For
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Guy moves in with the
woman: you just mess up her place and piss her off for six months. And she walks around going, 'How can one person leave every pair of dirty underwear all over the floor?' Because women don't know what the floor is for. Women think the floor is a way to get from this room to that room. Men realize the floor is actually a low, flat shelf.
John Rogers - Bridesmaids
Where do the brides get the bridesmaids dresses?
Tags: John Rogers (1), men/women (1155), dating (786)
Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 3,851
Adam Ferrara - Girlfriend Moving In
When your girlfriend moves in, it's like being a flood victim.
Tags: Adam Ferrara (29), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 12/31/00
Views: 15,926
Matt Weinhold - Moving In Together
The best part of the relationship is when you lived on your own and had your own stuff.
Tags: Matt Weinhold (3), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 02/21/00
Views: 1,488
Smokey Suarez - Not My Roaches
Some women look good in the club, but their apartment is a completely different story.
Tags: Smokey Suarez (3), men/women (1155), dating (786)
Posted: 07/18/10
Views: 68,003
Deon Cole - Dating Guidelines
When dating, make sure you know if whether you're getting involved with a man or a woman.
Tags: Deon Cole (13), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 03/08/07
Views: 6,295
Jim Norton - Interior Decorating
Jim doesn't know what women like to look at.
Tags: Jim Norton (13), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 05/14/09
Views: 17,422
Shirley Hemphill - Living With Another Person
For a clean freak, it isn't easy living with men.
Tags: Shirley Hemphill (2), men/women (1155), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 3,587
Eliot Chang - Considerate Freak
Eliot Chang feels bad when his loud sex noises intrude on other people's lives.
Tags: Eliot Chang (11), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 04/23/10
Views: 37,372
Rich Vos - $800 a Night
The employees at a fancy hotel know you don't belong there when you walk in with a Styrofoam cooler.
Tags: Rich Vos (22), ethnic (870), dating (786)
Posted: 10/20/10
Views: 2,785
Kevin Meaney - Losing the House
Kevin's mother was always worried about losing the house.
Tags: Kevin Meaney (11), Comedy Central Presents (2172), dating (786)
Posted: 07/02/99
Views: 4,425
