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Guy moves in with the
woman: you just mess up her place and piss her off for six months. And she walks around going, 'How can one person leave every pair of dirty underwear all over the floor?' Because women don't know what the floor is for. Women think the floor is a way to get from this room to that room. Men realize the floor is actually a low, flat shelf.
John Rogers - Bridesmaids
Where do the brides get the bridesmaids dresses?
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Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 2,150
Adam Ferrara - Girlfriend Moving In
When your girlfriend moves in, it's like being a flood victim.
Tags: Adam Ferrara (26), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 12/31/00
Views: 6,378
Matt Weinhold - Moving In Together
The best part of the relationship is when you lived on your own and had your own stuff.
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Posted: 02/21/00
Views: 347
Deon Cole - Dating Guidelines
When dating, make sure you know if whether you're getting involved with a man or a woman.
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Posted: 03/08/07
Views: 1,544
Jim Norton - Interior Decorating
Jim doesn't know what women like to look at.
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Posted: 05/14/09
Views: 12,725
Shirley Hemphill - Living With Another Person
For a clean freak, it isn't easy living with men.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,917
Kevin Meaney - Losing the House
Kevin's mother was always worried about losing the house.
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Posted: 07/02/99
Views: 552
Mike Lucas - Living With Someone
It's easier to work things out -- moving is so hard.
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Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 320
Lynne Koplitz - Grapes
Lynne's roommate asked for four grapes.
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Posted: 04/28/05
Views: 5,589
Peter Berman - Low Expectations
Women need to lower their expectations.
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Posted: 04/27/06
Views: 4,827
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