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John Rogers: Sucked at Being Single
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I sucked at being single;
I was a horrible dater. I used to get phone calls on Friday night: 'John -- hi, it's Blockbuster video. It's nine o'clock on a Friday, you're not here yet. We just wanted to call and make sure you're OK.'
John Rogers - Bridesmaids
Where do the brides get the bridesmaids dresses?
Tags: John Rogers (1), men/women (919), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 2,384
Lisa Lampanelli: Losers
Lisa's feminine as sh*t, bitch.
Tags: Lisa Lampanelli (25), dating (637), Internet (85)
Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 25,729
Aaron Karo - Just Go Talk To Her
Aaron Karo puts the title of his new album into action.
Tags: Aaron Karo (1), dating (637), iTunes (2)
Posted: 12/09/08
Views: 1,128
Jay Mohr - Stuttering Girl
Is she having an orgasm or just something to say?
Tags: Jay Mohr (21), sex (983), dating (637)
Posted: 05/26/93
Views: 5,468
Mark Roberts - Too Many Piggies
Mark breaks up with his mutant girlfriend.
Tags: Mark Roberts (5), men/women (919), dating (637)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,711
Arj Barker - Mile High Club
Arj Barker joins a subsection of the mile high club.
Tags: Arj Barker (28), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 09/21/00
Views: 6,280
Darrell Hammond - Emotion and Information
Men have a lot of good qualities, but combining rage and information ain't one.
Tags: Darrell Hammond (13), Comedy Central Presents (1803), dating (637)
Posted: 12/03/00
Views: 1,890
Doug Stanhope - Bored of Sex
There's only so many different ways to have sex until you get bored.
Tags: Doug Stanhope (12), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 09/23/01
Views: 3,186
Dat Phan - Pregnancy Scare
Dat Phan doesn't trust pregnancy tests.
Tags: Dat Phan (11), Comedy Central Presents (1803), dating (637)
Posted: 01/29/04
Views: 6,030
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