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John Rogers: Sucked at Being Single
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I sucked at being single;
I was a horrible dater. I used to get phone calls on Friday night: 'John -- hi, it's Blockbuster video. It's nine o'clock on a Friday, you're not here yet. We just wanted to call and make sure you're OK.'
John Rogers - Bridesmaids
Where do the brides get the bridesmaids dresses?
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Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 2,114
Lisa Lampanelli: Losers
Lisa's feminine as sh*t, bitch.
Tags: Lisa Lampanelli (36), dating (649), Internet (305)
Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 24,285
Aaron Karo - Just Go Talk To Her
Aaron Karo puts the title of his new album into action.
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Posted: 12/09/08
Views: 1,068
Greg Behrendt - Unsexy Animal Noises
If you're going to make an animal sound during sex, you should probably practice it first.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), sex (1269), men/women (987)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 3,711
Stand-Up: Kirk Fox - Glassblower
Kirk meets the world's best glassblower.
Tags: Kirk Fox (10), dating (649), mail/e-mail (22)
Posted: 03/21/08
Views: 25,548
Erik Griffin - Strange Girls
Just come get me, Han!
Tags: Erik Griffin (5), dating (649), Live at Gotham (293)
Posted: 06/05/08
Views: 30,441
Arj Barker - Mile High Club
Arj Barker joins a subsection of the mile high club.
Tags: Arj Barker (21), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 09/21/00
Views: 4,328
Darrell Hammond - Emotion and Information
Men have a lot of good qualities, but combining rage and information ain't one.
Tags: Darrell Hammond (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), dating (649)
Posted: 12/03/00
Views: 1,764
Doug Stanhope - Bored of Sex
There's only so many different ways to have sex until you get bored.
Tags: Doug Stanhope (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1269)
Posted: 09/23/01
Views: 2,670
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