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The rule of thumb is
a man is supposed to spend at least two months' salary when he buys an engagement ring for a woman. Yeah, like I'm going to blow $600 on some ring.
John Ridley - Gay Men
There's no happy adjective for being a heterosexual.
Tags: John Ridley (5), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 767
D.L. Hughley - Role Play Fantasy
D.L.'s fantasy is his wife going to work.
Tags: money (471), marriage (447)
Posted: 05/14/05
Views: 2,117
Gerard Guillory - During the Day
Women don't like when you just lay on their couch all day.
Tags: Gerard Guillory (3), men/women (919), money (471)
Posted: 07/05/07
Views: 1,634
D.L. Hughley - Winning the Lottery
There are ways to get even more free money after winning the lottery.
Tags: imitations (789), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 01/22/04
Views: 2,632
Tracy Smith - Men Are Kleenex
Once you turn 30, the box is empty.
Tags: Tracy Smith (12), sex (983), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 11/01/01
Views: 2,392
Tess - Nipples
Tess used to have a 56FF bra size.
Tags: Tess (8), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Posted: 02/24/05
Views: 1,024
Mike Epps - I Love Detroit
Mike Epps doesn't know where people in Detroit get their money.
Tags: Mike Epps (3), imitations (789), money (471)
Posted: 02/20/10
Views: 0
Victoria Jackson - Suburbs
Nobody respects a suburbanite.
Tags: Victoria Jackson (8), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 08/15/00
Views: 0
Bill Maher - Immigrants and Bestiality
Brown is the new pink in 2008.
Tags: Bill Maher (6), sex (983), money (471)
Posted: 07/06/09
Views: 2,673
Adam Growe - Questions
Adam's wife knows all the answers.
Tags: Adam Growe (2), Premium Blend (749), kids (642)
Posted: 01/20/05
Views: 346
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