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The rule of thumb is
a man is supposed to spend at least two months' salary when he buys an engagement ring for a woman. Yeah, like I'm going to blow $600 on some ring.
John Ridley - Gay Men
There's no happy adjective for being a heterosexual.
Tags: John Ridley (5), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 597
D.L. Hughley - Role Play Fantasy
D.L.'s fantasy is his wife going to work.
Tags: money (865), marriage (581)
Posted: 05/14/05
Views: 1,514
Gerard Guillory - During the Day
Women don't like when you just lay on their couch all day.
Tags: Gerard Guillory (3), men/women (1003), money (865)
Posted: 07/05/07
Views: 712
D.L. Hughley - Winning the Lottery
There are ways to get even more free money after winning the lottery.
Tags: money (865), kids (841)
Posted: 01/22/04
Views: 1,763
Tess - Nipples
Tess used to have a 56FF bra size.
Tags: Tess (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/24/05
Views: 924
Tracy Smith - Men Are Kleenex
Once you turn 30, the box is empty.
Tags: Tracy Smith (12), sex (1283), money (865)
Posted: 11/01/01
Views: 2,276
Victoria Jackson - Suburbs
Nobody respects a suburbanite.
Tags: Victoria Jackson (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 08/15/00
Views: 0
Bill Maher - Immigrants and Bestiality
Brown is the new pink in 2008.
Tags: Bill Maher (10), sex (1283), money (865)
Posted: 07/06/09
Views: 2,404
John Heffron - Second Business
John's wife has him on call 24/7.
Tags: John Heffron (24), Comedy Central Presents (1821), marriage (581)
Posted: 01/11/07
Views: 4,767
Adam Growe - Questions
Adam's wife knows all the answers.
Tags: Adam Growe (2), kids (841), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/20/05
Views: 273
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