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For me, as a heterosexual, the idea of having sex with a man is so repulsive that, quite frankly, I don't know how you women can do it. Sex with a man -- are you kidding? I can't even eat that gum that squirts in your mouth.
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Posted: 02/24/92

John Ridley - Gay Men

There's no happy adjective for being a heterosexual.

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I'm not getting smarter about women.

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Men are quite simple.

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It's good that guys are always in the mood for sex.

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Men live for the hunt; sex is only the end result.

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