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For me, as a heterosexual,
the idea of having sex with a man is so repulsive that, quite frankly, I don't know how you women can do it. Sex with a man -- are you kidding? I can't even eat that gum that squirts in your mouth.
John Ridley - Gay Men
There's no happy adjective for being a heterosexual.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 766
Kathy Griffin - Payback
Kathy wants to slip a sailor a roofie.
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Posted: 12/12/97
Views: 7,116
Jamie Kennedy - Please Touch It
Guys think that if they can get a woman to touch their penis, they will get sex.
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Posted: 01/13/05
Views: 12,385
Shirley Hemphill - Kinky Sex
Men, you can do what you want, just don't hurt her or wake her up.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 11,195
Jake Johannsen - Plastic Doll
Men are quite simple.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (37), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 04/03/03
Views: 4,348
Nick Griffin - Women
I'm not getting smarter about women.
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Posted: 03/14/08
Views: 5,100
John Ridley - Smoking in Restaurants
Smoking while eating is for people with no time to barbeque.
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Posted: 05/23/93
Views: 222
Nick DiPaolo - Sexual Endurance
Guys have no energy after sex.
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Posted: 05/09/02
Views: 4,724
Tracy Morgan - Titties
Don't be putting that alien stuff in your body.
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Posted: 08/25/02
Views: 4,841
Vanessa Hollingshead - Men and Women
Women complicate and analyze everything.
Tags: Vanessa Hollingshead (9), sex (983), men/women (918)
Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 3,134
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