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John Ridley: Male Perspective on Abortion
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I'm not saying whether abortion is right or wrong. I'm just saying I'm a man, I know men, and I'll tell you right now, if men could get pregnant, not only would abortions be legal, I think McDonald's would be doing them.
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Posted: 02/24/92

John Ridley - Abortion Rights

If men could get pregnant, abortions would be legal.

Tags: John Ridley (5), men/women (1003), health (976)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 121

John Ridley - Gay Men

There's no happy adjective for being a heterosexual.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 597

Paul Gilmartin - Competition

A girl shouldn't have to wait until puberty to enjoy a bad body image.

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Views: 332

D.L. Hughley - Legislating Morality

Drug testing janitors is pointless.

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Views: 2,962

Greg Giraldo - Patriot Act

The Patriot Act will be a big issue when it applies to more people than just Arabs.

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Views: 620

Todd Glass - Todd's Act

Crack is bad; voting is good.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 314

Patton Oswalt - Pioneer Births

Patton explains what pioneer women were dreaming of while giving birth in the wilderness.

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Keith Robinson - Love and Marriage

Nobody really wants to be married.

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Views: 518

Blake Clark - Gun Control

If you've got a gun, you can say whatever you want.

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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 355

Zach Galifianakis - Family Dispute

What happened in Zach's family?

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