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John Pinette gets himself banned from Chinese food buffets.

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Posted: 05/04/04
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John Pinette doesn't know what gluten is, but apparently it's delicious.

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You know what's not kosher? Taking 10 minutes to order a hot dog.

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Arugula is the Emperor's New Clothes of vegetables.

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John Pinette's recent toaster purchasing experience caused him to lose his cherublike demeanor.

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Fried Snickers bars and pub food can make even John Pinette yearn for an arugula salad.

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John Pinette doesn't go to buffets much anymore, due to health reasons -- and restraining orders.

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John Pinette didn't know that you could arbitrarily make yourself the boss of a food.

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John Pinette can't possibly avoid gluten -- it's in everything worth getting up for in the morning.

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John Pinette's dad's Irish friends gave him the best diet advice he ever heard.

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