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John Pinette: Chinese Food
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With Chinese food, you get
hungry again. Why is that? It's a different kind of hunger. You go from food to starving -- nothing in between. You go, 'Oh my God, I can't believe I ate all that chow mein -- hey, look! They brought egg rolls!'
John Pinette - Chinese Food
John Pinette gets himself banned from Chinese food buffets.
Tags: John Pinette (2), food (804), weight/obesity (302)
Posted: 05/04/04
Views: 6,176
Jim Gaffigan - Delivery
This is a pain in the ass. Am I the butler?
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (34), food (804),
Posted: 04/01/08
Views: 41,152
Jim Gaffigan - Jesus
Do you think Jesus was a good carpenter?
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (34), food (804), religion (776)
Posted: 04/01/08
Views: 38,604
Jim Gaffigan - Pregnant
I wanted her to have my old girlfriend's name.
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (34), food (804),
Posted: 04/01/08
Views: 30,541
Hell Gigs - Erin Foley
You can't do comedy in a lunchroom.
Tags: Erin Foley (6), food (804), music (727)
Posted: 03/20/09
Views: 452
Jared Logan - Onion Rings
I found the golden ticket in my onion rings!
Tags: Jared Logan (5), food (804), Live at Gotham (332)
Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 7,514
Erik Griffin - Prayer
You don't think God sees all the stuff you do?
Tags: Erik Griffin (5), food (804), Live at Gotham (332)
Posted: 06/05/08
Views: 1,019
Mitch Hedberg - Blocking the Fire Exit
If you're flammable and have legs, you're never blocking a fire exit.
Tags: Mitch Hedberg (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 01/04/99
Views: 44,275
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