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I had a problem because
I was blacking out all the time. And I went and I talked to my doctor, and he said, 'It's not that you drink too much, it's just that after a couple of major blackouts, you blackout easier and easier after that.' So, I would just have a couple of drinks, and my brain would be like, 'OK, I see where this is headed. We're just going to power down now and get restarted sometime tomorrow morning.'
John Mulaney - Blackouts
John used to blackout all the time.
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Posted: 08/03/06
Views: 10,957
John Mulaney - Subway Station Chase
He's not a man.
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Posted: 04/03/09
Views: 84,750
John Mulaney - Drag Queens
John studies the drag queens in his neighborhood.
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Posted: 04/03/09
Views: 27,157
John Mulaney - Donald Trump
Donald Trump is not just a rich man.
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Posted: 04/03/09
Views: 157,386
John Mulaney - Interview - The 30s and 40s
John was influenced by Jack Benny and Burns and Allen.
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Posted: 04/03/09
Views: 17,599
Johnny Dark - Leprosy
Johnny Dark isn't feeling well, but he's a professional.
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Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 194
Chelsea Handler - Drinking Too Much
Chelsea Handler knows why she's still single.
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Posted: 03/31/05
Views: 5,779
Jake Johannsen - Blood
Two drinks are not really that much.
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Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 476
Allan Wells - Getting a Physical
Physicals are awkward, even before the doctor makes you call him Dr. Pilgrim.
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Posted: 01/07/01
Views: 320
Megan Mooney - Drinking for Two
Megan pretends to be pregnant while drinking at a bar.
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Posted: 01/22/04
Views: 2,315
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