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I had a problem because
I was blacking out all the time. And I went and I talked to my doctor, and he said, 'It's not that you drink too much, it's just that after a couple of major blackouts, you blackout easier and easier after that.' So, I would just have a couple of drinks, and my brain would be like, 'OK, I see where this is headed. We're just going to power down now and get restarted sometime tomorrow morning.'
John Mulaney - Blacking Out
It's fun solving The Mystery of How I Got Home The Night Before.
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John Mulaney - Blackouts
John used to blackout all the time.
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Posted: 08/03/06
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John Mulaney - Get the Paddy Wagon
John Mulaney had never climbed a fence that high before.
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Posted: 01/28/12
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John Mulaney - High School Party
Every person John Mulaney had ever met was at this party.
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Posted: 01/28/12
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John Mulaney - Antique Photographs
John Mulaney has a thought that only blackout drunks and Steve Urkel can have.
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Posted: 01/28/12
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John Mulaney - Antique Photographs
John Mulaney has a thought that only blackout drunks and Steve Urkel can have.
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Posted: 01/28/12
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John Mulaney - New in Town
John Mulaney describes an encounter with a homeless man on the street.
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Posted: 01/28/12
Views: 8,220
Mike DeStefano - Put That on a Letterhead
Mike DeStefano's job is to curse at people who don't have a funny friend to hang out with.
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Posted: 10/04/10
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Orny Adams - Wine Country
Orny Adams is thinking about getting a girl pregnant so that he can have a designated driver.
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Posted: 10/26/10
Views: 29,605
Robert Kelly - Fat Worry
Skinny people never have to worry that their underwear elastic will flop over and steam shut.
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Posted: 10/04/10
Views: 10,132
