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I'm walking around the gym,
and I made the gruesome mistake of trying to get involved in a gym conversation -- which I have no business doing. These two bruisers are, like, talking back and forth to one another. The first guy's like, 'Hey what you gonna freakin' work on today, bro?' Other guy's like, 'Back and bis, bro, back and bis.' So, I'm standing there, and all of a sudden one of the guys goes, 'Hey, what you gonna be freakin' working on today, little man?' And I'm like, 'My self-esteem?'
Sandra Bernhard - Gold's Gym
All the women at Sandra's gym are done up.
Tags: Sandra Bernhard (36), The A-List (491), lookin' good (369)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 647
John Mooney - Mooney Charm
John Mooney has a special way with the ladies.
Tags: John Mooney (2), sex (1283), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/18/03
Views: 1,011
Nick Griffin - What Men Want
Men need to look tough and think they can get any woman.
Tags: Nick Griffin (4), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 01/10/00
Views: 2,036
Boris Hamilton - World's Best Donut
Boris will see for himself if that's the world's best donut.
Tags: Boris Hamilton (2), health (976), food (804)
Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 596
John Mooney - What Are You Working On?
John Mooney joins a gym.
Tags: John Mooney (2), Premium Blend (750), sports (631)
Posted: 12/18/03
Views: 357
Todd Lynn - Man Breasts
These things are impossible to get rid of.
Tags: Todd Lynn (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/12/05
Views: 2,342
Kyle Cease - Gym Locker Room
The older people in the locker room at the gym are always naked.
Tags: Kyle Cease (15), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 05/11/06
Views: 5,205
Tom Papa - Speedos
Getting in shape is such a drag.
Tags: Tom Papa (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 02/15/07
Views: 2,155
Sully McCullough - Going to the Gym
Nobody at the gym knows why Sully goes there, unless it's to design the gym's website.
Tags: Sully McCullough (2), men/women (1003), ethnic (814)
Posted: 06/19/98
Views: 390
Fred Stoller - Body Building
Fred doesn't need to tell people how much he weighs.
Tags: Fred Stoller (4), family (667), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 140
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