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John Mooney: Closing the Deal
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I get asked advice about
the ladies from the fellas. They'll be like, 'Hey, John, is there a way to get a girl from the living room into the bedroom -- sorta, like, close the deal?' And to that, I just have to say, 'Fellas, fellas, fellas. All you need to do to make that happen is give a girl a dose of what I like to call the old Mooney charm -- or as the courts like to call it, "chloroform."'
John Mooney - Mooney Charm
John Mooney has a special way with the ladies.
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Posted: 12/18/03
Views: 1,011
John Mooney - What Are You Working On?
John Mooney joins a gym.
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Posted: 12/18/03
Views: 357
James Hannah - A Sista
James Hannah explains the difference between an ordinary woman and a sista.
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Posted: 11/04/93
Views: 278
Judy Toll - Neuroses
Judy recently forgave herself for causing a major car accident.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 422
Sarah Colonna - DUI Device
Sarah isn't perfect.
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Posted: 02/08/01
Views: 775
Bonnie McFarlane - Do You Party?
Bonnie thought she was partying by attending a party.
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Posted: 01/22/04
Views: 2,921
Ellen DeGeneres - Pull Over
Men and women both try to flirt their way out of tickets.
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Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 3,014
Peter Berman - Low Expectations
Women need to lower their expectations.
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Posted: 04/27/06
Views: 4,829
Kurt Metzger - Settling Down
It's called "settling down" for a reason.
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Posted: 05/17/07
Views: 8,169
Kurt Metzger - PlayStation 3
Kurt reveals the definition of a real pal.
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Posted: 10/22/08
Views: 3,031
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