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John Mendoza: Kids Suck
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Kids suck. I hate kids.
They're like old people with energy.
Gene Pompa - Wrong Number
Gene doesn't hang up the phone when he calls the wrong number.
Tags: Gene Pompa (14), kids (642), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 833
Judy Gold - Two Kids
Judy and her partner each gave birth to a child.
Tags: Judy Gold (17), kids (642), gay/homosexual (283)
Posted: 12/08/02
Views: 1,973
Pete Dominick - Through the Eyes of a Child
Kids will find your most insecure physical quality and draw the hell out of it.
Tags: Pete Dominick (3), imitations (789), kids (642)
Posted: 05/31/07
Views: 2,871
Mike Epps - Crazy Out Here
Black mothers have instincts like they are in Vietnam.
Tags: Mike Epps (3), imitations (789), ethnic (731)
Posted: 02/20/10
Views: 0
Rich Vos - Angel Face
Rich Vos' daughter should have been born in a cornfield.
Tags: Rich Vos (21), Comedy Central Presents (1803), kids (642)
Posted: 09/04/03
Views: 371
Al Madrigal - Sand Toys
Don't bring your child's sand toys to the park.
Tags: Al Madrigal (10), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (787)
Posted: 06/30/05
Views: 1,154
Jeff Dunham - Walter
Walter hates this damn job.
Tags: Jeff Dunham (78), sex (983), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 01/10/00
Views: 94,830
Rodney Carrington - Fighting Daddy
You do not hit Daddy like that, bitch!
Tags: Rodney Carrington (4), kids (642),
Posted: 04/16/07
Views: 150,504
Gerry Dee - Recess
My life was recess in 6th grade.
Tags: Gerry Dee (7), kids (641), education (100)
Posted: 06/08/08
Views: 18,740
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