John Mendoza Jokes
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John Mendoza: In Denny's on Your Birthday
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Denny's has a slogan, 'If
it's your birthday, the meal is on us.' If you're in Denny's and it's your birthday, your life sucks.
John Mendoza - Denny's
You can get a free meal at Denny's on your birthday.
Tags: John Mendoza (3), family (581), food (550)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,132
John Mendoza - Stupid People
If you want to meet stupid people, lock your keys in your car.
Tags: John Mendoza (3), dating (637), family (581)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,620
Gene Pompa - Grocery Shopping
Gene is not letting anyone ahead of him in the grocery line.
Tags: Gene Pompa (14), food (550), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 4,324
Fabrice Fabrice - Renee Zellweger
Marzipan is a waxy, candy substance that looks like it's made of Renee Zellweger.
Tags: Nick Kroll (12), food (550), pop culture (171)
Posted: 01/06/10
Views: 13,008
The Amazing Johnathan - Handkerchief
Most magicians won't explain their random choices.
Tags: The Amazing Johnathan (28), food (550), music (381)
Posted: 11/17/06
Views: 8,446
Jeffrey Ross - Aunt Tique
Jeffrey Ross takes care of his dead Aunt Tique.
Tags: Jeffrey Ross (23), family (582), food (550)
Posted: 04/27/04
Views: 2,857
Fabrice Fabrice - Craft Services
Fabrice Fabrice provides all the salty snacks and tiny waters to people on the show.
Tags: Nick Kroll (12), food (550), TV (384)
Posted: 01/06/10
Views: 8,379
Billiam Coronel - Tofu
You can spackle windows with tofu.
Tags: Billiam Coronel (4), family (581), food (550)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 544
Colin Quinn - Raised in New York
You can always tell who was raised in New York by how they take a compliment.
Tags: Colin Quinn (7), ethnic (730), family (581)
Posted: 09/25/03
Views: 1,674
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