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John McDowell: The Importance of Vocabulary
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It's important to have a
good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between the words 'antidote' and 'anecdote,' one of my good friends would still be living.
John McDowell - Education
It's important to have a good vocabulary.
Tags: John McDowell (2), The A-List (486), TV (384)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 172
Gerry Dee - Racism
I was a racist in first grade.
Tags: Gerry Dee (7), friends (281), education (100)
Posted: 06/05/08
Views: 8,643
Johnny Steele - Your Friends' Kids
To single people, it always looks like their friends' kids are on the precipice of death.
Tags: Johnny Steele (4), kids (642), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 491
Jamie Kennedy - DCCC
Jamie Kennedy went to college for, like, one second.
Tags: Jamie Kennedy (14), imitations (789), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 01/06/05
Views: 1,719
Chad Daniels - Wife's Friends
Chad Daniels makes his wife's Ph.D. friends look like dummies.
Tags: Chad Daniels (3), marriage (447), Live at Gotham (343)
Posted: 07/27/06
Views: 3,990
John Hoogasian - Class of February
Graduates of DeVry have a reunion every 12 days.
Tags: John Hoogasian (1), money (471), Live at Gotham (343)
Posted: 06/21/07
Views: 406
John Oliver - Teddy Bear Man
John Oliver was lucky enough to be on the receiving end of a heroic act of friendship.
Tags: John Oliver (39), friends (281), death (212)
Posted: 01/17/10
Views: 913
Jackie Kashian - Video Games
The news hates video games, so the news can bite it.
Tags: Jackie Kashian (11), Comedy Central Presents (1803), friends (281)
Posted: 02/27/03
Views: 14,701
John McDowell - Physical
John's chin is a kickstand of love.
Tags: John McDowell (2), sex (983), health (540)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 134
Matt Iseman - Last Man Standing
Seeing all of your friends get married is like watching them die in battle.
Tags: Matt Iseman (2), men/women (919), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 02/03/05
Views: 783
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