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It's important to have a
good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between the words 'antidote' and 'anecdote,' one of my good friends would still be living.
John McDowell - Education
It's important to have a good vocabulary.
Tags: John McDowell (2), TV (543), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 141
Gerry Dee - Racism
I was a racist in first grade.
Tags: Gerry Dee (7), friends (312), education (245)
Posted: 06/05/08
Views: 8,269
Chad Daniels - Wife's Friends
Chad Daniels makes his wife's Ph.D. friends look like dummies.
Tags: Chad Daniels (2), marriage (581), observational (334)
Posted: 07/27/06
Views: 3,233
John Hoogasian - Class of February
Graduates of DeVry have a reunion every 12 days.
Tags: John Hoogasian (1), money (865), Live at Gotham (332)
Posted: 06/21/07
Views: 287
Jamie Kennedy - DCCC
Jamie Kennedy went to college for, like, one second.
Tags: Jamie Kennedy (14), imitations (772), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 01/06/05
Views: 1,649
Johnny Steele - Your Friends' Kids
To single people, it always looks like their friends' kids are on the precipice of death.
Tags: Johnny Steele (4), kids (841), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 475
Jackie Kashian - Video Games
The news hates video games, so the news can bite it.
Tags: Jackie Kashian (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), media (651)
Posted: 02/27/03
Views: 14,191
John McDowell - Physical
John's chin is a kickstand of love.
Tags: John McDowell (2), sex (1283), health (976)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 104
Steve Byrne - Psycho
Getting hacked to death by a tranny is an awful way to die.
Tags: Steve Byrne (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), movies (559)
Posted: 03/02/06
Views: 5,175
Matt Iseman - Last Man Standing
Seeing all of your friends get married is like watching them die in battle.
Tags: Matt Iseman (2), men/women (1003), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 02/03/05
Views: 714
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