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Posted: 02/24/92

John McDowell - Education

It's important to have a good vocabulary.

Tags: John McDowell (2), The A-List (486), TV (384)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 171

Gerry Dee - Kindergarten

Do my 12th graders really think I don't know they're stoned?

Tags: Gerry Dee (7), drugs (377), marijuana (103)

Posted: 06/05/08
Views: 28,956

John McDowell - Physical

John's chin is a kickstand of love.

Tags: John McDowell (2), sex (983), health (540)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 133

Wayne Federman - Pink Floyd Concert

Wayne should have taken drugs before the Pink Floyd concert.

Tags: Wayne Federman (16), music (381), drugs (377)

Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 2,361

Louis Katz - D.A.R.E.

What are we teaching our children?

Tags: Louis Katz (2), sex (983), kids (641)

Posted: 07/12/07
Views: 1,573

Reno Collier - Physical Education

If you teach in a school, you better be a good liar.

Tags: Reno Collier (15), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)

Posted: 03/03/05
Views: 2,012

Dwayne Kennedy - Know What I'm Saying?

Kids these days can talk all day, and you won't understand a word of it.

Tags: Dwayne Kennedy (14), sex (983), imitations (787)

Posted: 01/11/01
Views: 708

Jimmy Tingle - Parking Tickets

If the school needs a new computer, park in front of a fire hydrant.

Tags: Jimmy Tingle (2), The A-List (486), money (470)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 316

Dov Davidoff - Finding a Nice Girl

Nice people make things -- like a stripper who'll knit you a mitten.

Tags: Dov Davidoff (10), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)

Posted: 01/25/07
Views: 7,787

Al Jackson - Marijuana Essay

Al Jackson reads an essay on drugs from one of his old students.

Tags: Al Jackson (9), sex (983), men/women (919)

Posted: 05/17/07
Views: 3,160

 
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