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First thing they said, 'Well,
Tiger, you're the first African America...' He was like, 'Ah, ah ,ah, ah -- first of all, I'm not African American. I'm two-thirds this, a quarter of that, an eighth of this, a fifth of Irish.' I'm like, 'How many people was havin' sex that night, Tiger?'
John Henton - Tiger Woods
Everybody knows that, in this country, if you look black, you are black.
Tags: John Henton (3), ethnic (814), imitations (772)
Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 896
Bill Santiago - Spanglish
New York City is the capital of Spanglish.
Tags: Bill Santiago (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 05/04/06
Views: 2,338
John Roy - NBA
American white guys can't compete with Eastern Europeans at basketball.
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Posted: 12/15/05
Views: 1,206
Mark Curry - Black Firsts
There was no way the Wright Brothers were getting in that plane.
Tags: Mark Curry (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 06/11/99
Views: 1,012
Andre Covington - Surfing
Surfing is a white person thing.
Tags: Andre Covington (3), ethnic (814), imitations (772)
Posted: 07/28/93
Views: 404
Mark Wheatle - Basketball
Michael Jordan would take pictures in mid-air.
Tags: Mark Wheatle (3), ethnic (814), sports (631)
Posted: 05/04/94
Views: 160
Carlos Mencia - Mexican NASCAR
White people have no business driving a car sponsored by Home Depot.
Tags: Carlos Mencia (52), ethnic (814), sports (631)
Posted: 03/11/06
Views: 7,190
Rene Hicks - Rock Climbing
That's a sport you won't see black people participating in.
Tags: Rene Hicks (12), ethnic (814), food (804)
Posted: 12/20/99
Views: 732
Bret Ernst - Integration
Bret Ernst gives a history lesson on the integration of professional sports.
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Posted: 01/26/06
Views: 837
Wanda Sykes - Turned to Milk
The more he tastes success, the less black Tiger Woods becomes.
Tags: Wanda Sykes (43), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 11/30/98
Views: 6,425
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