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John Henton: The Ending of "Titanic"
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I watched 'Titanic,' too. I
liked everything about it except the end of it -- didn't like the end of that movie at all because at the end of it, Leonardo tried to get the girl up on that little piece of board. He can't get on the board. He falls off, and he puts her on the board. And then he just sits there and floats in the water and don't say nothin' to her except, 'I love you.' I would have been like, 'B-b-b-bitch, it's your turn to get in this cold-ass water. I'm freezing!'
John Henton - Oprah's Weight
She's not supposed to be skinny. She's big-boned.
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Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 280
John Henton - Suing the President
It seems like Bill Clinton is getting sued by women everywhere.
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Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 290
John Henton - Tiger Woods
Everybody knows that, in this country, if you look black, you are black.
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Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 896
Sean Henderson - Aisle Seat
Sean has his reasons why he always sits near the aisle.
Tags: Sean Henderson (3), food (804), movies (559)
Posted: 10/17/93
Views: 845
Greg Behrendt - Bad Boys in Boy Bands
Every boy band has a Designated Badass.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 2,545
David Alan Grier - Posing Butt-Naked
Have you noticed that now every woman in America is posing butt-naked?
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Posted: 12/27/01
Views: 6,044
Peter Spruyt - Finding Nemo
If you're willing to wait, you can see "Finding Nemo" on ice.
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Posted: 12/09/04
Views: 1,381
Richard Lewis - Rock 'n' Rock Nicknames
There aren't too many good nicknames left for the next rock 'n' roll legend.
Tags: Richard Lewis (69), music (727), The A-List (491)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 3,254
Jake Johannsen - Introduction of the Band
It's fun to have a band on your show because of all the metal chicks backstage.
Tags: Jake Johannsen (38), music (727), TV (543)
Posted: 05/25/93
Views: 1,517
A.J. Jamal - Layaway
A.J. grew up so poor his father put an album on layaway.
Tags: A.J. Jamal (46), money (865), growing up (453)
Posted: 07/28/93
Views: 1,116
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