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I watched 'Titanic,' too. I
liked everything about it except the end of it -- didn't like the end of that movie at all because at the end of it, Leonardo tried to get the girl up on that little piece of board. He can't get on the board. He falls off, and he puts her on the board. And then he just sits there and floats in the water and don't say nothin' to her except, 'I love you.' I would have been like, 'B-b-b-bitch, it's your turn to get in this cold-ass water. I'm freezing!'
John Henton - Oprah's Weight
She's not supposed to be skinny. She's big-boned.
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Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 1,718
John Henton - Suing the President
It seems like Bill Clinton is getting sued by women everywhere.
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Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 1,235
John Henton - Tiger Woods
Everybody knows that, in this country, if you look black, you are black.
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Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 3,627
Jon Lajoie - Pop Song Sneak Peak
Jon Lajoie presents a first look at his new music video, marketed to impressionable teenage girls.
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Posted: 05/27/10
Views: 32,264
Jon Lajoie - Pop Song Music Video
All this pop song needs is a sexually attractive man who can sing all the words.
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Posted: 06/06/10
Views: 16,773
Comic-Con Exclusive - Chris Gethard - Sensory Overload
Chris Gethard shares a lot of nerd qualities with his Big Lake character.
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Posted: 07/24/10
Views: 353
Bo Burnham - Words, Words, Words Song
In his latest single, Bo Burnham is a hungry, hungry hypocrite.
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Posted: 09/15/09
Views: 86,829
Chris Hardwick - Tweet-Off
Doug Benson sits like a gentleman in strip clubs.
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Posted: 11/06/10
Views: 6,425
Eugene Mirman - Nothing to Add
Erotic 'Step Up 3D' fan fiction isn't going to write itself.
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Posted: 11/12/10
Views: 5,210
Greg Behrendt - Bad Boys in Boy Bands
Every boy band has a Designated Badass.
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Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 4,470
