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The economy is running smooth.
I don't have a problem with this. As long as the economy is running smooth, I figured we about three interns away from a balanced budget.
John Henton - Suing the President
It seems like Bill Clinton is getting sued by women everywhere.
Tags: John Henton (3), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 290
Steve Marmel - Affairs
Every president has had extra-marital affairs.
Tags: Steve Marmel (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 05/15/00
Views: 358
Jack Coen - Monica Lewinsky
Jack feels sorry for Monica Lewinsky.
Tags: Jack Coen (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 09/03/99
Views: 610
John Henton - Oprah's Weight
She's not supposed to be skinny. She's big-boned.
Tags: John Henton (3), money (865), food (804)
Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 280
Will Durst - Political Correctness
He's not fat; he's gravity enhanced.
Tags: Will Durst (2), money (865), elections (636)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 244
Mario Cantone - Court TV
The Menendez brothers' trial was Mario's favorite.
Tags: Mario Cantone (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), money (865)
Posted: 07/16/99
Views: 714
Steve Marmel - Sympathy for the Homeless
The homeless aren't the ones who need pity.
Tags: Steve Marmel (7), men/women (1003), money (865)
Posted: 07/03/98
Views: 463
Dan Rosen - Ma Clinton
Bill Clinton is like your mom.
Tags: Dan Rosen (6), money (865), food (804)
Posted: 05/18/93
Views: 180
Lewis Black - Weathermen
We don't have seasons anymore because we lost the ozone layer.
Tags: money (865), drugs (639)
Posted: 05/19/93
Views: 3,065
Lewis Black - BJ's Count
If curling is an Olympic sport, oral sex should be too.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 12/21/98
Views: 889
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