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It's the kind of dog
that's so small that it's just shivering all the time. It could be 90 degrees out, but the dog's just shivering because it's so small, it couldn't retain body heat in a microwave. What happened to Darwin, survival of the fittest? If the dog needs a sweater, it doesn't deserve to live.
John Henson - Tiny Dogs
If a dog needs a sweater, it doesn't deserve to live.
Tags: John Henson (3), food (804), animals (791)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 404
John Henson - Screen Master
John is the master of screening phone calls.
Tags: John Henson (3), technology (348), observational (334)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 967
John Henson - New York Attitude
New Yorkers take their attitudes wherever they go.
Tags: John Henson (3), New York City (602), travel (310)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 813
Mitch Hedberg - Cincinnati Tribute
The Mitch Across America comics tell their favorite Mitch Hedberg jokes.
Tags: animals (791), Mitch Hedberg (19)
Posted: 09/30/08
Views: 2,815
Greg Giraldo - DVD Exclusive - Marsupial Sex
Given the choice of kangaroo sex and koala sex, you'd probably be wise to go with the koala sex.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), sex (1283), animals (791)
Posted: 10/14/09
Views: 1,065
Lewis Black - Fan Mail Pt. 3
Lewis discusses the military.
Tags: Lewis Black (320), interview (2828), Iraq (1073)
Posted: 08/04/08
Views: 14,387
Jim Norton - Tiger Attack Victims
The more I read about the tiger attack victims, the less I liked them.
Tags: Jim Norton (12), animals (791),
Posted: 06/27/08
Views: 20,277
Paul F. Tompkins - Apologies Necessary
Violent dogs are a problem, but their owners are an even bigger problem.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (791)
Posted: 03/15/07
Views: 3,496
Eddie Pence - Dogs
Eddie Pence kicks Chihuahua ass.
Tags: Eddie Pence (3), animals (791), Live at Gotham (332)
Posted: 07/20/06
Views: 1,968
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