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You've got to be careful.
That New Yorker attitude will get you in trouble. I get on the highway -- first thing, I get pulled over for speeding. The cop walks over to me; I roll down the window. He says, 'Do you know how fast you were going?' I couldn't resist. I said, 'Yeah, I know exactly how fast I was going. What I didn't know is that you were parked behind the bridge. I think if I had known that, we probably wouldn't be having this conversation. Is there anything else I can help you with officer? I don't know if you noticed, but I'm in a bit of a hurry.'
John Henson - New York Attitude
New Yorkers take their attitudes wherever they go.
Tags: John Henson (3), New York City (602), travel (310)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 813
Brad Mastrangelo - State Trooper
State troopers take an hour and a half to write a ticket.
Tags: Brad Mastrangelo (1), crime (415), driving (296)
Posted: 05/18/04
Views: 1,252
Vince Morris - Getting Pulled Over
Vince's friend Steve isn't even named Steve.
Tags: Vince Morris (10), friends (312), driving (296)
Posted: 12/15/04
Views: 1,913
Doug Benson - Driving Alone
Doug can't stand personalized license plates.
Tags: Doug Benson (29), Comedy Central Presents (1821), travel (310)
Posted: 03/04/04
Views: 4,702
Juston McKinney - NYC Parking Tickets
The New York City meter maids are like ninjas.
Tags: Juston McKinney (5), money (865), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 2,046
Juston McKinney - Parking Ticket
Meter maids are like ninjas.
Tags: Juston McKinney (5), New York City (602), driving (296)
Posted: 05/25/04
Views: 3,037
John Henson - Screen Master
John is the master of screening phone calls.
Tags: John Henson (3), technology (348), observational (334)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 967
Carol Leifer - Gifts From Unknown Persons
Security guards at the airport are all over you.
Tags: Carol Leifer (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), crime (415)
Posted: 03/20/03
Views: 366
Scott Kennedy - A Good Cop
Without the drinking, Scott thinks he'd make a good cop on patrol.
Tags: Scott Kennedy (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), family (667)
Posted: 06/10/04
Views: 1,125
Jeremy Hotz - The Chevette
Filling your Chevette with diesel fuel alongside a bunch of truckers is really embarrassing.
Tags: Jeremy Hotz (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), TV (543)
Posted: 06/20/00
Views: 12,763
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