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John Henson: Faking the Message
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How many people here ever
pretend to take down a message you're not really taking down? You never do, but you fake like you do. It's like, 'Hold on. Let me get a pen. OK, got one.' Have you ever seen a pen on the other side of the room and thought to yourself, 'No, that would mean getting up, and you're not that important.' Sometimes I feel so guilty I pretend to write the number down in the air in front of me.
John Henson - Screen Master
John is the master of screening phone calls.
Tags: John Henson (3), technology (348), observational (334)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 967
John Henson - New York Attitude
New Yorkers take their attitudes wherever they go.
Tags: John Henson (3), New York City (602), travel (310)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 813
John Henson - Tiny Dogs
If a dog needs a sweater, it doesn't deserve to live.
Tags: John Henson (3), food (804), animals (791)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 404
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