John advises all men to lie during marriage counseling.
Ladies, if you want the dishes done, call your guy a dick.
John's wife likes to argue with him in public.
John wants to outlaw girl glitter.
John wants his wife to just tell him what he's supposed to do.
Guy who bought a bus on eBay: you're John's new hero!
John loves his wife but misses his roommate, Rob.
John's wife has him on call 24/7.
Bill has been single too long to care.
Jeff's wife will fire up the dishwasher with one spoon in it.
