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John Heffron: Want to Get Married
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Posted: 02/08/01

John Heffron - Misinformed

John advises all men to lie during marriage counseling.

Tags: John Heffron (24), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)

Posted: 01/11/07
Views: 2,483

John Heffron - No Jib Jab

Ladies, if you want the dishes done, call your guy a dick.

Tags: John Heffron (24), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)

Posted: 01/11/07
Views: 2,847

John Heffron - One-Way Cruise

John's wife likes to argue with him in public.

Tags: John Heffron (24), men/women (1003), marriage (581)

Posted: 07/15/09
Views: 3,818

John Heffron - Girl Glitter

John wants to outlaw girl glitter.

Tags: John Heffron (24), sex (1283), men/women (1003)

Posted: 02/08/01
Views: 2,223

John Heffron - Going to the Store

John wants his wife to just tell him what he's supposed to do.

Tags: John Heffron (24), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)

Posted: 01/11/07
Views: 2,988

John Heffron - Buying a Bus

Guy who bought a bus on eBay: you're John's new hero!

Tags: John Heffron (24), men/women (1003), money (865)

Posted: 07/15/09
Views: 10,644

John Heffron - Roommate Rob

John loves his wife but misses his roommate, Rob.

Tags: John Heffron (24), Comedy Central Presents (1821), marriage (581)

Posted: 01/11/07
Views: 7,012

John Heffron - Second Business

John's wife has him on call 24/7.

Tags: John Heffron (24), Comedy Central Presents (1821), marriage (581)

Posted: 01/11/07
Views: 4,767

Bill Burr - Staying Single

Bill has been single too long to care.

Tags: Bill Burr (27), men/women (1003), marriage (581)

Posted: 08/27/08
Views: 56,634

Jeff Cesario - Women These Days

Jeff's wife will fire up the dishwasher with one spoon in it.

Tags: Jeff Cesario (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)

Posted: 03/24/05
Views: 2,061

 
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