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You will find that they're
all going to school, and they need money for books and stuff. So, you should give them all cash because, one day, you could be on your hospital gurney, getting ready for your double bypass, look up and go, 'Cinnamon?'
John Heffron - Clutterblind
Clutterblindness affects 110% of all men.
Tags: John Heffron (24), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 01/29/04
Views: 1,976
John Heffron - Stripper Dust
John makes his wife a card, complete with stripper dust.
Tags: John Heffron (24), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 01/29/04
Views: 3,281
John Heffron - We Gotta Go, Girl
Girls don't leave their own behind.
Tags: John Heffron (24), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 01/29/04
Views: 4,079
John Heffron - Dancing
For guys, even the need for insulin won't interfere with a friend's hook up.
Tags: John Heffron (24), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 01/29/04
Views: 2,627
John Heffron - Girl Glitter
John wants to outlaw girl glitter.
Tags: John Heffron (24), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/08/01
Views: 2,226
John Heffron - Young Guys
John advises young guys to go after older women.
Tags: John Heffron (24), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 01/11/07
Views: 2,936
Dan Devido - Moving Day
You can tell if a mover is legit if he's got a picture of his butt crack on his ID card.
Tags: Dan Devido (2), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/31/94
Views: 384
Gene Pompa - Dirty Talk
It's so much easier for women to talk during sex.
Tags: Gene Pompa (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 03/25/04
Views: 1,813
John Heffron - The Tsk
Men can't say "tsk."
Tags: John Heffron (24), men/women (1003), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 02/08/01
Views: 4,406
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