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John Heffron Jokes
John Heffron: No Talking
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Filed Under: men/women (1833),  dating (537),  John Heffron (18)
Posted: 01/29/04

John Heffron - The Tsk

Men can't say "tsk."

Tags: John Heffron (24), men/women (1155), dating (786)

Posted: 02/08/01
Views: 7,742

John Heffron - Dancing

For guys, even the need for insulin won't interfere with a friend's hook up.

Tags: John Heffron (24), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)

Posted: 01/29/04
Views: 5,235

John Heffron - Clutterblind

Clutterblindness affects 110% of all men.

Tags: John Heffron (24), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)

Posted: 01/29/04
Views: 4,097

John Heffron - Recall Button

The further away John gets from the recall button, the bigger the trouble he's in.

Tags: John Heffron (24), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)

Posted: 01/29/04
Views: 6,063

John Heffron - Video Games

Women are not like video games.

Tags: John Heffron (24), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)

Posted: 01/29/04
Views: 15,179

John Heffron - No Jib Jab

Ladies, if you want the dishes done, call your guy a dick.

Tags: John Heffron (24), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)

Posted: 01/11/07
Views: 7,927

John Heffron - Girl Glitter

John wants to outlaw girl glitter.

Tags: John Heffron (24), sex (1202), men/women (1155)

Posted: 02/08/01
Views: 6,597

John Heffron - How Women Roll

Never just hit on one girl.

Tags: John Heffron (24), men/women (1155), dating (786)

Posted: 07/15/09
Views: 13,314

John Heffron - Stripper Dust

John makes his wife a card, complete with stripper dust.

Tags: John Heffron (24), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)

Posted: 01/29/04
Views: 5,128

John Heffron - Young Guys

John advises young guys to go after older women.

Tags: John Heffron (24), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)

Posted: 01/11/07
Views: 10,919