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Men can't say "tsk."
For guys, even the need for insulin won't interfere with a friend's hook up.
Clutterblindness affects 110% of all men.
The further away John gets from the recall button, the bigger the trouble he's in.
Women are not like video games.
Ladies, if you want the dishes done, call your guy a dick.
John wants to outlaw girl glitter.
Never just hit on one girl.
John makes his wife a card, complete with stripper dust.
John advises young guys to go after older women.
