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I got Tums in my
pocket for no reason at all. I used to carry condoms, but I know I've got a better chance of getting a stomachache than getting laid.
John Heffron - Young Guys
John advises young guys to go after older women.
Tags: John Heffron (24), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 01/11/07
Views: 2,936
John Heffron - Video Games
Women are not like video games.
Tags: John Heffron (24), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 01/29/04
Views: 9,258
John Heffron - Recall Button
The further away John gets from the recall button, the bigger the trouble he's in.
Tags: John Heffron (24), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 01/29/04
Views: 2,157
John Heffron - Clutterblind
Clutterblindness affects 110% of all men.
Tags: John Heffron (24), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 01/29/04
Views: 1,976
John Heffron - We Gotta Go, Girl
Girls don't leave their own behind.
Tags: John Heffron (24), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 01/29/04
Views: 4,079
John Heffron - Dancing
For guys, even the need for insulin won't interfere with a friend's hook up.
Tags: John Heffron (24), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 01/29/04
Views: 2,627
John Heffron - Girl Glitter
John wants to outlaw girl glitter.
Tags: John Heffron (24), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/08/01
Views: 2,226
Greg Giraldo - Men Are Pigs
There are no ratty strip clubs for women, and Greg Giraldo knows why.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (41), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 08/08/00
Views: 982
Lauren Dombrowski - The Gynecologist
Nurse practitioners love whipping out the mirrors.
Tags: Lauren Dombrowski (3), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 855
John Heffron - Getting Older
Tums replace condoms as you get older.
Tags: John Heffron (24), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 01/29/04
Views: 5,582
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