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John Ferrentino: Watching "Alive"
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I saw the movie 'Alive.'
Did you see that movie? The movie where the plane crashes, and they eat each other to stay alive? And I'm thinking, 'Hey, this is one movie they won't be showing on the airlines.' No, not because the planes crashes, but the fact that the people in the movie are eating better than the people on the plane.
John Ferrentino - Telekinesis
John demonstrates telekinesis.
Tags: John Ferrentino (2), movies (559), alcohol (496)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 221
Wil Sylvince - First Class
Flying in first class makes you realize that flying in coach is like being in a third world country.
Tags: Wil Sylvince (2), food (804), observational (334)
Posted: 10/16/09
Views: 131
Bruce Bruce - Flying First Class
Bruce Bruce travels with 28 Subway sandwiches.
Tags: Bruce Bruce (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 02/20/03
Views: 4,837
Paul Provenza - Flying
Airlines should try advertising in a more realistic way.
Tags: Paul Provenza (15), food (804), imitations (772)
Posted: 03/03/96
Views: 180
Rick Corso - Imitation Crab Meat
Fish are not trying to do impressions of crabs.
Tags: Rick Corso (4), food (804), imitations (772)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 267
John Ferrentino - Card Game
John finds Becky's card.
Tags: John Ferrentino (2), audience interaction (303), Two Drink Minimum (293)
Posted: 05/24/93
Views: 219
Dom Irrera - Restaurants
No one ever bitches about parsley.
Tags: Dom Irrera (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 07/18/00
Views: 923
Patton Oswalt - Dr. Pepper
Dr. Pepper intermittently tells the tale of his roommate's car.
Tags: Patton Oswalt (33), money (865), food (804)
Posted: 12/04/04
Views: 14,492
Jeff Marder - Deplaning
Airlines frown on flying naked.
Tags: Jeff Marder (5), food (804), imitations (772)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 264
Barry Sobel - Expensive Airport Food
It's a million dollars to eat food at an airport.
Tags: Barry Sobel (6), money (865), food (804)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 328
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