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John Ferrentino: Watching "Alive"
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I saw the movie 'Alive.' Did you see that movie? The movie where the plane crashes, and they eat each other to stay alive? And I'm thinking, 'Hey, this is one movie they won't be showing on the airlines.' No, not because the planes crashes, but the fact that the people in the movie are eating better than the people on the plane.
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