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They had this article taped
[to the register], and the headline of the article said 'Did you know the blood of 40 million babies has stained United States soil since 1963 through legalized abortion.' And I'm like, Whoa, whoa -- 40 million babies stained U.S. soil? Who's doing these abortions outside? Oh my God, put down a tarp or something!
John Evans - Weird Look
The first time John Evans went out with his wife, she said he looked like Count Chocula.
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Posted: 07/12/07
Views: 1,171
John Evans - Immigration
John Evans' mother lives in Tulsa, OK -- the last place anyone would want to move to.
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Posted: 07/12/07
Views: 882
Dan Levy - Ew, What Is This?
No one will hurt a man peeing in his own mouth.
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Posted: 12/08/05
Views: 3,071
Greg Fitzsimmons - Sh*t-Sneeze Room
Greg has a suggestion for a new day spa.
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Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 6,372
Bert Kreischer - Kids' Urinal
Bert accidentally peed in a kid-sized urinal.
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Posted: 05/25/04
Views: 5,504
Paul Nardizzi - Pregnancy
Paul Nardizzi has four "cordless" kids.
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Posted: 05/11/04
Views: 4,695
Lewis Black - Axis of Evil
North Koreans are so evil they have no color.
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Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 22,062
Lewis Black - Homeland Security
Homeland Security makes us feel safe.
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Lewis Black - George W. Bush
When it comes to evolution, the jury's still out?
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Posted: 12/03/08
Views: 51,388
