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So, my wife's lying there.
She's smoking her special after-sex Benson and Hedges 9000. She goes, 'You know, John, we've been married a long time. Maybe it's time we thought about having a threesome.' 'Yeah.' Then I said, 'You know what, Fran? I'm 260, you're 180 -- I think we just had a threesome.'
John DiResta - Two Person Threesome
Fat sex is not that much fun.
Tags: John DiResta (1), sex (1283), marriage (581)
Posted: 06/01/04
Views: 702
Russ Meneve - Food vs. Sex
Russ talks dirty to cookies.
Tags: Russ Meneve (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 04/07/05
Views: 1,105
Darrell Hammond - German Language
German ain't the most romantic language in the world.
Tags: Darrell Hammond (13), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 12/03/00
Views: 890
Bob Marley - Dessert
Dessert is very sexual.
Tags: Bob Marley (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 02/01/07
Views: 2,371
Robert Kelly - No Romance
Bugs fly in your ass when you have sex outside.
Tags: Robert Kelly (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 04/03/08
Views: 1,603
Jimmy Aleck - It's a Guy Thing
There are things men do you'll never see women do.
Tags: Jimmy Aleck (3), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,455
Lisa Lampanelli - Fat Ex-Husband
Lisa was married once.
Tags: Lisa Lampanelli (36), sex (1283), Premium Blend (750)
Posted: 03/03/05
Views: 10,691
Jacob Sirof - Kids
Kids can be selfish.
Tags: Jacob Sirof (3), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 05/24/07
Views: 881
Tess - Tub-a-Love
Big girls have to stick together.
Tags: Tess (8), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 10/25/01
Views: 1,225
Laura Kightlinger - Back-Door Sex
It's already hard enough to keep the front door nice for company.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (22), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 03/27/03
Views: 9,665
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