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John Caponera Jokes
John Caponera: Strong Drinks
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Some of these drinks will knock you out. I was drinking that Sex on the Beach last night, had about six of them. Woke up this morning with sand in the crack of my ass.
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See John Caponera Tell It » John Caponera - Speedos Men's swimwear is too revealing.
Filed Under: gross-out (692),  alcohol (479),  John Caponera (2)
Posted: 02/24/92

John Caponera - Everything Sucks

John hates being around negative people.

Tags: John Caponera (4), imitations (847), alcohol (516)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,589

John Caponera - Speedos

Men's swimwear is too revealing.

Tags: John Caponera (4), men/women (1155), imitations (847)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,538

Steve Trilling - Bad Driving

Steve drove into a drunk walker.

Tags: Steve Trilling (4), alcohol (516), driving (336)

Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 741

Nick Swardson - Best Party Text Ever

Any party text that starts out "Dude dot dot dot" you know is off to a good start.

Tags: Nick Swardson (50), alcohol (516), storyteller (326)

Posted: 10/12/09
Views: 91,641

Paul F. Tompkins - Behind the Comedy

Drinking eight beers a night for your art might sound like fun, that is, until you start springing leaks.

Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (45), alcohol (516), music (485)

Posted: 10/23/09
Views: 2,004

John Caponera - Confused

MTV is messing up kids.

Tags: John Caponera (4), ethnic (870), imitations (847)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,730

Nick Swardson - Alcohol Poisoning

Alcohol poisoning isn't fun, but trying to explain what happened to someone else is.

Tags: Nick Swardson (50), alcohol (516), observational (364)

Posted: 10/12/09
Views: 95,912

Nick Swardson - Drinking

Drinking makes you so chill about life's trials and actually makes fast food taste awesome.

Tags: Nick Swardson (50), food (719), alcohol (516)

Posted: 10/12/09
Views: 94,128

Aaron Karo - Never a Good Idea

Every time Aaron Karo spends 72 hours drinking with old friends, sh*t goes down.

Tags: Aaron Karo (6), alcohol (516), friends (403)

Posted: 11/20/10
Views: 2,120

Kyle Kinane - Ramblin' Gamblin' Man

Kyle Kinane lists the signs that might make his drinking hobby a drinking problem.

Tags: Kyle Kinane (14), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)

Posted: 02/23/11
Views: 16,195