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Some of these drinks will
knock you out. I was drinking that Sex on the Beach last night, had about six of them. Woke up this morning with sand in the crack of my ass.
John Caponera - Everything Sucks
John hates being around negative people.
Tags: John Caponera (4), imitations (772), alcohol (496)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,163
John Caponera - Speedos
Men's swimwear is too revealing.
Tags: John Caponera (4), men/women (1003), imitations (772)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 728
Nick Swardson - Best Party Text Ever
Any party text that starts out "Dude dot dot dot" you know is off to a good start.
Tags: Nick Swardson (32), alcohol (496), technology (348)
Posted: 10/12/09
Views: 17,478
Steve Trilling - Bad Driving
Steve drove into a drunk walker.
Tags: Steve Trilling (4), alcohol (496), driving (296)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 318
Nick Swardson - Drinking
Drinking makes you so chill about life's trials and actually makes fast food taste awesome.
Tags: Nick Swardson (32), food (804), alcohol (496)
Posted: 10/12/09
Views: 10,832
Nick Swardson - Alcohol Poisoning
Alcohol poisoning isn't fun, but trying to explain what happened to someone else is.
Tags: Nick Swardson (32), alcohol (496), observational (334)
Posted: 10/12/09
Views: 16,865
John Caponera - Confused
MTV is messing up kids.
Tags: John Caponera (4), kids (841), ethnic (814)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 577
Bobby Lee - Korean Dad
Bobby's dad has been in America for forty years, and he knows six words in English.
Tags: Bobby Lee (4), kids (841), parents (525)
Posted: 10/23/09
Views: 40,534
Henry Phillips - Bad Date
This song is about a date that that went horribly awry.
Tags: Henry Phillips (7), Comedy Central Presents (1821), health (976)
Posted: 07/14/05
Views: 1,443
Michael Loftus - Designated Driver
Whatever you do, don't puke in the car.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), ethnic (814), imitations (772)
Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 1,794
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