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I got on the plane
yesterday. I said, 'Sit me next to the fattest son of a bitch on this plane. 'Cause when that explosion hits and that hole comes in the side -- maybe he'll get sucked into it long enough for me to get off the plane.' Is that selfish of me?
John Caponera - Ignorance Is Bliss
John's grandfather was very racist.
Tags: John Caponera (4), ethnic (814), imitations (772)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 675
Bruce Bruce - Flying First Class
Bruce Bruce travels with 28 Subway sandwiches.
Tags: Bruce Bruce (10), Comedy Central Presents (1821), food (804)
Posted: 02/20/03
Views: 4,837
Denis Leary - Flying Nightmare
Shut up and fly the plane.
Tags: Denis Leary (21), TV (543), travel (310)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 2,705
John Caponera - Speedos
Men's swimwear is too revealing.
Tags: John Caponera (4), men/women (1003), imitations (772)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 727
Tony Stone - Brave Pilots
Pilots must be the bravest people on the planet.
Tags: Tony Stone (2), travel (310), Two Drink Minimum (293)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 755
Tom Cotter - Air Travel
An airplane comes with a designated driver, and his name is Captain.
Tags: Tom Cotter (14), Comedy Central Presents (1821), alcohol (496)
Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 1,646
Scott Kennedy - Best Job in the World
Working in airport gift shop has to be the best job possible.
Tags: Scott Kennedy (11), Comedy Central Presents (1821), work/office (398)
Posted: 06/10/04
Views: 992
J.R. Havlan - Scared to Fly
J.R. Havlan has always hated flying.
Tags: J.R. Havlan (2), travel (310), self-deprecating (211)
Posted: 06/13/97
Views: 165
Ron Lynch - Flying Around the Planet
Flying around the planet can mess you up.
Tags: Ron Lynch (3), travel (310), Two Drink Minimum (293)
Posted: 05/20/93
Views: 450
Ardal O'Hanlon - The Best Way to Smuggle Drugs
Here's the best way to smuggle drugs into a country.
Tags: Ardal O'Hanlon (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (791)
Posted: 10/07/01
Views: 1,024
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