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Montreal is really Europe-y.
John fights monsters of the 'burbs.
John would be dangerous with pepper spray.
Canada is one big North Dakota.
If Dwayne weren't a rapper, he'd be doing scary stuff, like designing websites.
Beeping watches, pagers and cell phones make it sound like you're in Star Wars.
John wants everyone to put it in "D."
At least if you get attacked by a bear, you get a story out of it.
Relationships are hard.
