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John Caparulo: Unplugging the TV
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Who unplugs a TV -- ever? You plug it in once, and it stays that way 'til you f**king move, alright? There could be a nest of opossums behind my TV, I wouldn't know it 'cause I don't go back there.
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Posted: 04/06/06

John Caparulo - Mushy Language

Montreal is really Europe-y.

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Posted: 04/06/06
Views: 5,981

John Caparulo - Interview

John fights monsters of the 'burbs.

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Posted: 04/03/06
Views: 51,409

John Caparulo - Pepper Spray

John would be dangerous with pepper spray.

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Posted: 12/20/08
Views: 42,339

John Caparulo - Canada

Canada is one big North Dakota.

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Posted: 12/20/08
Views: 18,363

John Caparulo - Air Travel

John hates airport bathrooms.

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Posted: 12/20/08
Views: 15,315

Dwayne Perkins - What Rappers Used to Do

If Dwayne weren't a rapper, he'd be doing scary stuff, like designing websites.

Tags: Dwayne Perkins (15), imitations (772), Premium Blend (750)

Posted: 02/14/00
Views: 365

Harland Williams - Everything Is Star Wars Now

Beeping watches, pagers and cell phones make it sound like you're in Star Wars.

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Posted: 01/14/01
Views: 917

John Caparulo - Road Rage

John wants everyone to put it in "D."

Tags: John Caparulo (16), driving (296), Los Angeles (240)

Posted: 12/20/08
Views: 8,600

John Caparulo - Getting Bit by a Swan

At least if you get attacked by a bear, you get a story out of it.

Tags: John Caparulo (16), money (865), animals (791)

Posted: 02/03/05
Views: 35,104

 
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