John Caparulo Jokes
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John Caparulo: Single Guys With Cats
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I miss having a pet.
We're not allowed to have dogs in my building. We're allowed to have cats. My friend's like, 'Why don't you get a cat?' I'm like, 'Why don't I just start kissing dudes, too, alright? Why don't I do that? Just go all the way with that one.' You can't be a single guy with a cat, alright? It just looks bad: you're either gay or you're a villain.
John Caparulo - Would You Do That?
Guys talk about weird stuff.
Tags: John Caparulo (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 04/06/06
Views: 18,783
John Caparulo - Getting Bit by a Swan
At least if you get attacked by a bear, you get a story out of it.
Tags: John Caparulo (16), money (865), animals (791)
Posted: 02/03/05
Views: 35,124
John Caparulo - Type B Personality
Relationships are hard.
Tags: John Caparulo (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), men/women (1003)
Posted: 04/06/06
Views: 14,969
Retta - Lions in Heat
Lionesses aren't satisfied by a lion who can only do it 215 times in three days.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 1,858
John Caparulo - Pets
If a single guy has a cat, he is either gay or a villain.
Tags: John Caparulo (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (791)
Posted: 04/06/06
Views: 12,913
John Caparulo - Flight Delays
All of John's flights get delayed.
Tags: John Caparulo (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (791)
Posted: 04/06/06
Views: 9,974
John Caparulo - Lazy Guy
It's hard to recover after a swan bites you.
Tags: John Caparulo (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (791)
Posted: 04/06/06
Views: 6,081
Greg Behrendt - Unsexy Animal Noises
If you're going to make an animal sound during sex, you should probably practice it first.
Tags: Greg Behrendt (28), sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 4,472
Tom Papa - Cat Sex
Tom Papa's wife loves cats, so now he does too.
Tags: Tom Papa (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), sex (1283)
Posted: 08/26/01
Views: 4,082
Deb DiGiovanni - Cougars
What do you think the test to become a cougar is like? Do you think there's any running involved?
Tags: sex (1283), men/women (1003)
Posted: 10/16/09
Views: 167
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