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John Caparulo: Not for $1 Million
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Let's just say some guy, some weird guy, has a million dollars to spend on a blow job. He could probably do better than me. You know what I mean. I don't have any experience; I'm gonna cry the whole f**king time.
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Posted: 04/06/06

John Caparulo - Would You Do That?

Guys talk about weird stuff.

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Posted: 04/06/06
Views: 18,756

John Caparulo - Getting Bit by a Swan

At least if you get attacked by a bear, you get a story out of it.

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Posted: 02/03/05
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John Caparulo - Yard Sale

People at yard sales make you feel bad about stuff you don't want.

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Posted: 04/06/06
Views: 14,403

Jimmy Pardo - Buxom Barber

Jimmy is trapped by his barber's breasts.

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Posted: 06/30/02
Views: 1,082

Tracy Smith - Last Woman on Earth

Tracy's high heels are proof that she doesn't hate men.

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Posted: 08/21/03
Views: 1,282

Corey Holcomb - First Date

Corey is devastated by the goodbye hug.

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Posted: 07/21/05
Views: 5,463

Peter Johansson - New York Transvestites

New York has some fellas who dress like ladies.

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Posted: 12/20/99
Views: 323

Kevin Brennan - Female Orgasms

Kevin Brennan advises women not to waste their time faking orgasms.

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Posted: 05/30/97
Views: 890

Robert Hawkins - Not Fair

Men always get stuck with condom detail.

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Posted: 07/03/03
Views: 299

 
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