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John Caparulo: Missouri
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I don't know if you've looked at your state lately -- it sucks, alright? There's just cold and cows and stuff. I'm trying to get up to 88 miles an hour so I can get back to 1985, bitch.
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Posted: 04/06/06

John Caparulo - Yard Sale

People at yard sales make you feel bad about stuff you don't want.

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Posted: 04/06/06
Views: 14,157

John Caparulo - Mushy Language

Montreal is really Europe-y.

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Posted: 04/06/06
Views: 5,878

John Caparulo - Flight Delays

All of John's flights get delayed.

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Posted: 04/06/06
Views: 9,801

John Caparulo - Lazy Guy

It's hard to recover after a swan bites you.

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Posted: 04/06/06
Views: 5,917

John Caparulo - Sandwich Shop

John hated when fat guys would come into the sandwich shop.

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Posted: 04/06/06
Views: 7,968

Ron White - Tiny Plane Trouble

Ron White's plane took off from the Albany Airport Hair Care and Tire Center.

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Posted: 01/02/03
Views: 14,838

Ron White - Wake-Up Call

After missing 7:00 a.m., Ron asked for the next 7:00 wake-up call.

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Posted: 05/08/03
Views: 13,741

Ron White - Scottish Nationalists

A Scottish nationalist cab driver can show you London in about 10 minutes.

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Posted: 04/05/09
Views: 41,047

Jeff Foxworthy - Revenge of the Roastee

Jeff Foxworthy - Revenge of the Roastee

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Posted: 03/20/05
Views: 30,580

 
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