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John Caparulo: Airport Security Inspection
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I had my dog in
one of those kennel carrier things, you know those boxes... They made me take the dog out of the carrier, so they could inspect it for explosives. Who bombs a f**king puppy? Really, who does that? Bin Laden would be like, 'You're a dick, dude. I can't believe you -- that's too far.'
John Caparulo - Flight Delays
All of John's flights get delayed.
Tags: John Caparulo (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (791)
Posted: 04/06/06
Views: 9,974
Dan Naturman - JetBlue Airlines
JetBlue is new enough that the terrorists probably haven't heard of it yet.
Tags: Dan Naturman (12), Comedy Central Presents (1821), drugs (639)
Posted: 04/14/05
Views: 1,367
John Caparulo - Lazy Guy
It's hard to recover after a swan bites you.
Tags: John Caparulo (16), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (791)
Posted: 04/06/06
Views: 6,091
Jay Mohr - Will You Be Visiting a Farm?
Why would customs ask that? What's on a Canadian farm?
Tags: animals (791), travel (310)
Posted: 12/01/04
Views: 1,312
Ardal O'Hanlon - The Best Way to Smuggle Drugs
Here's the best way to smuggle drugs into a country.
Tags: Ardal O'Hanlon (9), Comedy Central Presents (1821), animals (791)
Posted: 10/07/01
Views: 1,026
Nick Kroll - Bouncers at the Airport
Terrorists always travel with too many dudes.
Tags: Nick Kroll (6), terrorism (439), Live at Gotham (332)
Posted: 11/06/09
Views: 32
Ed Byrne - Inconvenient Travels
Why do they bother asking you if you have weapons at airport security?
Tags: Ed Byrne (2), terrorism (439), observational (334)
Posted: 11/10/04
Views: 671
Tom Papa - Cheap Flights
Tom's air travel fears are elucidated by the kid sitting in front of him.
Tags: Tom Papa (19), Comedy Central Presents (1821), kids (841)
Posted: 08/26/01
Views: 3,559
Adele Givens - Osama Time
Osama time is no time to fly.
Tags: Adele Givens (6), Comedy Central Presents (1821), family (667)
Posted: 05/26/02
Views: 570
Alonzo Bodden - Flying
Where's the bra bomber?
Tags: Alonzo Bodden (8), Comedy Central Presents (1821), ethnic (814)
Posted: 07/07/05
Views: 2,490
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