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John Oliver: Pope Benedict XVI the Aries
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This pope was born on
the 16th of April, making him an Aries, compatible with both Sagittarius and Leo. But, of course, Jesus was famously a Capricorn, meaning that this pope is incompatible with Jesus. Not my findings, the findings of science. Don't get angry with me, Catholics. Go get angry with Galileo. Oh, you already did.
John Oliver - The Pope's Astronomer
Based on their astrological signs, Pope Benedict XVI and Jesus are incompatible.
Tags: John Oliver (52), religion (362), death (229)
Posted: 02/05/10
Views: 11,087
Kathleen Madigan - The End Is Near
There's no excuse for being surprised by the apocalypse.
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Posted: 07/04/00
Views: 2,992
Christian Finnegan - Mother Nature's Mistakes
Christian's wife has a Chihuahua.
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Posted: 05/08/09
Views: 3,616
Janeane Garofalo - Save Your Sandals
Janeane Garofalo explains why flip-flops will be impractical when the rapture comes.
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Posted: 01/22/10
Views: 49,188
Marc Maron - Christian Right
Creationism in science classes is retarding our nation's children.
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Posted: 01/11/07
Views: 1,850
Open Mic Challenge - Michael Palascak
Michael Palascak science-fanatic friend got a tattoo of an atom on his arm.
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Posted: 07/22/09
Views: 243
Myq Kaplan - Terminator: Part 0
Science fiction in ancient Greek times involved fear of the pulley, lever and inclined plane.
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Posted: 04/30/10
Views: 10,640
Tim Young - Adam and Eve
If Adam was made first, did he come with a penis?
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Posted: 12/20/99
Views: 7,813
Jimmy Carr - Guinea Pigs
They're not called "guinea pigs" for nothing.
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Posted: 02/06/09
Views: 6,836
Myq Kaplan - Exclusive - Super Nice Video
If you like better production values, watch Myq Kaplan's Comedy Central Presents special.
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Posted: 04/23/10
Views: 40,899
